**** Every turn
(Every turn an opponent plays; Text Foosball)
A game of foosball which relies heavily on every-turn rules.

Suppose we want a game of foosball in which our opponent acts every turn, but does different things depending on where the ball currently lies. We can put together a sequence of every-turn rules to account for this, as follows:

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	Use scoring.

	The Lounge is a room. "The Lounge is appointed with everything necessary to rest and relaxation: a vending machine, a potted palm, a stack of Entertainment Weekly issues from 1993, and -- your pride and joy -- a foosball game."

	The foosball game is scenery in the Lounge. Understand "table" or "football" or "foozball" or "fussball" or "soccer" as the foosball game. The game is a supporter. On the game is a small white ball. The ball can be still, approaching, receding, or unreachable. The description of the ball is "Currently [small white ball condition]."

	After printing the name of the small white ball, say " ([small white ball condition])".

	When play begins:
		now left hand status line is "You: [score]";
		now right hand status line is "Joey: [Joey's score]".

	Some tiny men on sticks are part of the game. Understand "handles" as the tiny men. The description is "Okay, a couple of the tiny men have had their feet broken off, and the table surface itself is a bit warped, and the ball resembles a quail egg in respect of shape and color. This makes for a game of unusual randomness, but skill is overrated."

	Instead of attacking or pulling or pushing the game when the ball is unreachable:
		say "You give the table a good shove, and the ball moves ever-so-slightly.";
		now the ball is still.

	Instead of taking the white ball:
		say "You'd forfeit the game if you did that."

	Instead of turning the tiny men when the ball is unreachable:
		say "The ball has somehow gotten to a mystical point on the table where it cannot be reached, no matter what. Close inspection reveals that this point has been marked in chalk with a tiny X. Not that that does any good."

	Instead of turning the tiny men when the ball is approaching:
		if a random chance of 2 in 3 succeeds:
			if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds, now the ball is receding;
			otherwise now the ball is still;
			say "[if the ball is still]Thunk. [otherwise]Thwack! [end if]You keep the ball from reaching its goal! Now it is [small white ball condition].";
		otherwise:
			let Joey score.

	To let Joey score:
		now the ball is still;
		now Joey's score is Joey's score + 1;
		say "The ball rolls neatly into your goal, despite your efforts. ";
		if Joey's score < score, say "You put the ball back in the center with a snap. No reason to worry yet; you're still ahead. Joey looks determined, though.";
		otherwise say "After allowing a moment or two for Joey's gloating to pass, you replace it at the center."

	Instead of turning the tiny men when a random chance of 1 in 13 succeeds:
		if the ball is unreachable, continue the action;	
		now the ball is unreachable;
		say "You hit the ball off-center and it rolls sluggishly into a little dip in the surface of the foosball table. ";
		if Joey's score > 7, say "'You did that on purpose!' Joey exclaims indignantly.";
		otherwise say "You and Joey exchange glances. This is never good."

	Instead of turning the tiny men:
		say "You madly rotate the tiny men on sticks! ";
		if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
			say "Hoorah! You hit the ball!";	
			now the ball is receding;
		otherwise:
			say "Somehow you fail to bring your monopodal player into contact with the ball."

	Joey is a man in the Lounge. "Joey is hunkered over the foosball handles on his side of the table." Joey can be active or inactive.

	Joey's score is a number that varies.

	Every turn: now Joey is active.

	Every turn when the ball is approaching and Joey is active:
		let total be Joey's score + score;
		if total > 9, make no decision;
		now Joey is inactive;
		let Joey score;
		rule succeeds.

	Every turn when the ball is unreachable and Joey is active:
		let total be Joey's score + score;
		if total > 9, make no decision;
		now Joey is inactive;
		say "Joey glares angrily at the stuck ball."

	Every turn when the ball is receding and Joey is active:
		let total be Joey's score + score;
		if total > 9, make no decision;
		if the ball is unreachable, make no decision;
		now Joey is inactive;
		if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
			if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds, now the ball is still;
			otherwise now the ball is approaching;
			say "Joey connects with your shot. Now the ball is [small white ball condition]!";
		otherwise:
			now the ball is still;
			say "Joey tries to block, but misses! Back it goes in the center, where it is [small white ball condition].";
			increment the score.

	Every turn when the ball is still and Joey is active:
		let total be Joey's score + score;
		if total > 9, make no decision;
		if the ball is unreachable, make no decision;
		now Joey is inactive;
		if a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds:
			now the ball is approaching;
			say "Joey hits the ball solidly down towards your goal. Now it is [small white ball condition].";
		otherwise:
			say "Joey fails to hit the ball in your direction. It remains [small white ball condition]."

	Every turn:
		let total be Joey's score + score;
		if total > 9:
			if Joey's score > score, end the story saying "Rats! Joey wins!";
			if Joey's score < score, end the story finally saying "Victory is yours!";
			if Joey's score is score, end the story saying "A perfect tie."