news-script/Source/Dashingdon.php

<?php
namespace Source;

use \Game;

/**
 * And here's the problem: there are no publication dates.
 */
class Dashingdon extends Source {
  public $title = "DashingDon";
  protected function parse() {
    $text = $this->get_text("https://dashingdon.com/screenreader/");
    $this->loadStr($text);
    unset($text);
  }
}